The New Map of America


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  • CallMeCarson
    CallMeCarson   1 months back



    • Donovan Smith
      Donovan Smith  12 hours back

      He ded

    • Ramen
      Ramen  15 hours back

      How will pizza get a job now

    • Nerd_World
      Nerd_World  1 days back

      It’ll be 2020 before a new regular callmecarson vid comes out

    • FunWithJonno
      FunWithJonno  2 days back


    • クソ子供 okumura
      クソ子供 okumura  3 days back

      @CallMeCarson did i got a permanent ban from ur server just bc i wasnt active for a week you know what carson fuck you

  • ToiletMorphGaming
    ToiletMorphGaming  4 minutes back

    This has become my favourite video of all time. I can't stress that enough.

    • рей 109 EE 2 ッシ
      рей 109 EE 2 ッシ  3 hours back

      Uh oh stinky

      • cool doge
        cool doge  4 hours back


        • Smeaty_K derpplayz
          Smeaty_K derpplayz  7 hours back

          "Is that Michigan at the top?"
          "the great lakes?"
          " _no its the hamburger helper_ "

          *Destruction : 100*

          • Danny Romero
            Danny Romero  8 hours back

            Imagine having a job and that job is to just hangout and mess around with your friends. epic

            • marin calkins
              marin calkins  10 hours back

              1:15 _D A N G E R_

              • Baby Angelz
                Baby Angelz  11 hours back

                "Big Lion"

                • HeadStreekKiller 234
                  HeadStreekKiller 234  11 hours back

                  At 10:00
                  When Depression hits

                  • Stranger Man
                    Stranger Man  12 hours back

                    When it’s 3:00 am and you’ve recently made some pizza roles. Then you trip and your pizza roles fall on the ground.

                    • Jameszz
                      Jameszz  12 hours back

                      Haha the washing machine is my state. And it is now the. nevergreenstate due to all of the green stains being washed thank you Carson. It also looks to have been like a full takeover of the country. Mark my words I live in the Washington on the top part of the u state.

                      • Killian Berreth
                        Killian Berreth  13 hours back

                        Travis has the mind of a 2nd grader drawing, just randomly scribling until he finds something he can make into something else, then doing it.

                        • LE - 09SC - Brampton Centennial SS (2502)

                          That thumbnail looks like a drunk Canada

                          • SOL- ACTURUS
                            SOL- ACTURUS  14 hours back

                            Everyone s talking about BIG LION but what about the Teletubbies?

                            • Horrer SX
                              Horrer SX  14 hours back

                              This made me laugh so hard I don't even know what to say other than -its so powerful-

                              • CatAndTegan
                                CatAndTegan  14 hours back

                                *_its freaking big lion_*

                                • rainbowdragonXD
                                  rainbowdragonXD  14 hours back

                                  Oh hail BIG LION

                                  • HUTERBOY520
                                    HUTERBOY520  15 hours back

                                    Someone explain to me why Carson disapproves of the Fitz Youtooz.

                                    • Dakota
                                      Dakota  15 hours back

                                      Travis is that special friend smh

                                      • Digital Dip
                                        Digital Dip  16 hours back

                                        I LIVE in Oregon and can confirm it looks like that.

                                        • The Skipper
                                          The Skipper  16 hours back

                                          Something about Carson talking with food in his mouth makes me wanna call the Police

                                          • Im NaTivv3
                                            Im NaTivv3  16 hours back

                                            13:49 "wait can I add more diamonds?" *pulls out simon cowell*

                                            • FauxParadox
                                              FauxParadox  17 hours back

                                              Big lion is infinitely less funny than the US getting pickles out of the pickle jar and 4ore

                                              • Osman Say
                                                Osman Say  18 hours back

                                                Wood fired pizza?
                                                How is pizza gonna get a job now

                                                Like if epic funny fortnite meme.

                                                • MyF82H8
                                                  MyF82H8  19 hours back

                                                  Carson that clearly says that your youtooz us 4 inches not 3

                                                  • omerramo14
                                                    omerramo14  19 hours back

                                                    That looks like Turkey the country not the fucking animal btw

                                                    • sad cat
                                                      sad cat  19 hours back

                                                      *BIG LION*

                                                      • BEANFISH
                                                        BEANFISH  20 hours back

                                                        All right guys, the Big Lion meeting is at my place. It's praying night! 😁🤣

                                                        • BEANFISH
                                                          BEANFISH  20 hours back

                                                          Turn the big lion map into a poster RIGHT NOW

                                                          • Ayanna V
                                                            Ayanna V  20 hours back

                                                            Im trying to watch this in class without laughing out loud. Its so hard

                                                            • logan scott
                                                              logan scott  21 hours back

                                                              What if BIG LION is actually just made of CRAM...

                                                              • Clark Time
                                                                Clark Time  22 hours back

                                                                The part where Carson doesn’t like the way the a is written is funny cause he uses that style in his subtitles.. lol

                                                                • I ate a cat For breakfast


                                                                  I'm just going to leave this here

                                                                  • Elijah Kerrigan
                                                                    Elijah Kerrigan  1 days back

                                                                    I’m really glad Oregon got the attention it deserves

                                                                    • Jennifer Caisip
                                                                      Jennifer Caisip  1 days back

                                                                      Loud in the start

                                                                      Chill in the outroo

                                                                      • lol ficus
                                                                        lol ficus  1 days back

                                                                        5 mins of Ted trying to make Big Lion a thing

                                                                        • Darq
                                                                          Darq  1 days back

                                                                          New month, New vid

                                                                          • Jet Williams
                                                                            Jet Williams  1 days back

                                                                            5 friends

                                                                            • PotatoPotPie
                                                                              PotatoPotPie  1 days back

                                                                              This is the only channel that actually makes me laugh out loud, at all for that matter.

                                                                              • Khyebot Noneyabiss
                                                                                Khyebot Noneyabiss  1 days back

                                                                                Now, callmecarson. I have seen that you have an account where you show what anime you have watched. And I am very disappointed to find out that, one, you have not watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure jet, and two, you have dropped watching pingu. These shows are the best, and I thought you could do better.

                                                                                • ImShitAtFortnite 69
                                                                                  ImShitAtFortnite 69  1 days back

                                                                                  B I G L I O N

                                                                                  • maybree adams
                                                                                    maybree adams  1 days back

                                                                                    " he thinks four dimensionally "

                                                                                    • wuna boi
                                                                                      wuna boi  1 days back

                                                                                      what about Alaska??

                                                                                      • Harry Shrager
                                                                                        Harry Shrager  1 days back

                                                                                        Item #: SCP-9102

                                                                                        Object Classification: Apollyon

                                                                                        Special Containment Procedures: Irrelevant.

                                                                                        Description: SCP-9102 is an omniscient and omnipotent entity known as "Big Lion". SCP-9102 takes the form of a two-dimensional, "deep-fried" image of a roaring lion's face. SCP-9102 is capable of interacting with matter through an intangible extremity referred to by its followers as the "Arm of Darkness", but also has total power over people who have perceived the entity for any amount of time [this effect persists through media, such as photos and videos]. SCP-9102 has created a religious denomination exclusively found in the continental United States, spreading itself both through word-of-mouth, as well as online media, including videos and "internet memes". All efforts to stop SCP-9102's spread have failed.

                                                                                        • Egg
                                                                                          Egg  2 days back

                                                                                          Well I'm 6'9

                                                                                          • Yaboi8456
                                                                                            Yaboi8456  2 days back

                                                                                            quakity be like rock lee lookin ass

                                                                                            • Skyliner
                                                                                              Skyliner  2 days back

                                                                                              Legit you should have invited non-Americans to this so they could get everything wrong

                                                                                              • VoidSpooks
                                                                                                VoidSpooks  2 days back

                                                                                                Idk why but I was just dying at

                                                                                                Big Lion