It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: instagram.com/eits_jo...
    Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: cameo.com/eits_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: ruclip.mobi/user/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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  • handsomepete
    handsomepete  6 minutes back

    I took all those classes in university- 20 + years ago. Oh how things have changed...actually not much as changed...quantum mechanics is still quantum mechanics and what goes up must still come down. Spherical coordinates suck - so I suggest sticking with the "normal" ones. Stumbled on your videos because you did a Bob Ross painting. Moving on - I have a legitimate question about food allergies - I see you've travelled and you eat a lot, so I'm curious to know how adults manage it. My son has food allergies and it's always nice to hear how other adults have managed it (without going crazy). Seems you have a fairly healthy relationship with your allergies so I'm curious to know how you got there. Your parents must have been pretty relaxed about it?

    • Michael No
      Michael No  6 hours back

      sksksksksks and I oop and I oop

      • Kate Gamon
        Kate Gamon  7 hours back

        She's perfect

        • serlina
          serlina  9 hours back

          where was i this whole time? just found your video and immediately fell in love with your quirkiness

          • Sara Boushehri
            Sara Boushehri  15 hours back

            is she eating a whole mushroom in the beginning of the video

            • puncake
              puncake  17 hours back

              "DID YOU CLEAN THE CAT? EVERY CORNER OF IT?"
              X,D im dying .o .
              omg those subjects must be hard to study :,((
              good luck :D

              • Ya boi beans
                Ya boi beans  17 hours back

                imagine hating social studies and english

                • KichaChildx
                  KichaChildx  17 hours back

                  "I'm studying physics, my courses this semester are calculus, algebra, physics, and chemistry."

                  Oh worm

                  • Addy K
                    Addy K  18 hours back

                    3:08 did you read Percy Jackson/Heros of Olympus/ The Trails of Apollo? Because if you did, I think that I live you 1,000,000,000 times more.

                    Édit: 4:49 OMG you do. ok you are now one of the most awesome amazing coolest person on earth.

                    • Samantha Petersen
                      Samantha Petersen  19 hours back

                      At first I thought someone was screaming my name

                      • Beatriz Cavalheiro
                        Beatriz Cavalheiro  21 hours back

                        After 5 years in university taking biochemistry, I find your excitement cute and naive xD . In all seriousness welcome to the academics circle, where teachers talk about their personal lives for no reason at all.

                        • xXUnicorn SaraxX
                          xXUnicorn SaraxX  21 hours back

                          Lol!I have the same binder as you

                          • Oh my Lanta!
                            Oh my Lanta!  22 hours back

                            I know you do your youtube thing and have literally millions of people here who would defend you to your grave, but I genuinely hope you have or find a friend at your university. It really makes all the difference :)

                            • hi bich bye bich
                              hi bich bye bich  23 hours back

                              She reminds me of Sheldon Cooper

                              • CRAZY COOKING GIRL
                                CRAZY COOKING GIRL  1 days back

                                I am a freshman in high school. Yay?

                                • 《。ᑭOTᗩTO Gᗩᑕᕼᗩ。》

                                  *Legend says she misses her uneven hairdo.*





                                  That's just a legend tho -3-

                                  • momo
                                    momo  1 days back

                                    Wow is it just me, or would she look hot with short hair

                                    • carrot soup
                                      carrot soup  1 days back

                                      0:14 wHAT DID I DO

                                      • Hey Everyone
                                        Hey Everyone  1 days back

                                        6:19 do you watch dance moms?!🤣

                                        • fortsaretaken
                                          fortsaretaken  2 days back

                                          *uhmmmmmm...is it ok if I fail at any type of subject that includes math most of the time?...*

                                          • Mia Harp
                                            Mia Harp  2 days back

                                            meanwhile, I just started high school......

                                            • Wønder
                                              Wønder  2 days back

                                              When you realize Joana has the same pencil box as you

                                              • BTNLOCO
                                                BTNLOCO  2 days back

                                                Why does your dad seem pissed all the time

                                                • Dana Neveu
                                                  Dana Neveu  2 days back

                                                  Shutterstock

                                                  • theresamariee
                                                    theresamariee  2 days back

                                                    i'm just happy i understand tennis and joana doesn't hehe

                                                    • Bratu Horia
                                                      Bratu Horia  2 days back

                                                      Maybe nancy from 3rd grade stole your sanity

                                                      • Ashleigh Scanlon
                                                        Ashleigh Scanlon  2 days back

                                                        I'm not the only one who reads Percy Jackson now

                                                        • Ryan Herd
                                                          Ryan Herd  2 days back

                                                          I followed when you made the accurate comment about peoples reaction to studying physics. I'm in my fourth year of physics and people still react that same way 😂

                                                          • Ali the potato
                                                            Ali the potato  2 days back

                                                            Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

                                                            • Raisa Ryuna
                                                              Raisa Ryuna  2 days back

                                                              What happened to your room joana

                                                              • SophieWhiskers
                                                                SophieWhiskers  2 days back

                                                                Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

                                                                • Nany V
                                                                  Nany V  2 days back

                                                                  Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

                                                                  • Clarie Crystal
                                                                    Clarie Crystal  2 days back

                                                                    i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it
                                                                    I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

                                                                    • Disconext
                                                                      Disconext  2 days back

                                                                      I’m still waiting for my Undergrad 2.0.

                                                                      • Anita K
                                                                        Anita K  2 days back

                                                                        4:49 So we're not gonna talk about this? Ok.

                                                                        • I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy

                                                                          Joana: YELLOW IS DISGUSTING NO ONE SHOULD WEAR YELLOW
                                                                          also Joana: *is wearing a yellow shirt in her profile picture*

                                                                          • Jesse Ortega
                                                                            Jesse Ortega  2 days back

                                                                            Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad

                                                                            Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

                                                                            • HowdyGents
                                                                              HowdyGents  2 days back

                                                                              Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

                                                                              • Crispy Chicken
                                                                                Crispy Chicken  2 days back

                                                                                DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

                                                                                • DAVE? Official Fanpage

                                                                                  God dammit Samantha

                                                                                  • Matthew Barnette
                                                                                    Matthew Barnette  3 days back

                                                                                    "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade."

                                                                                    'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

                                                                                    • Alex Stansbury
                                                                                      Alex Stansbury  3 days back

                                                                                      She's a modern day Velma

                                                                                      • ketsia
                                                                                        ketsia  3 days back

                                                                                        Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

                                                                                        • Tessa Byers
                                                                                          Tessa Byers  3 days back

                                                                                          My first day of school was on August 15th😂

                                                                                          • Blake Johnson
                                                                                            Blake Johnson  3 days back

                                                                                            Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

                                                                                            • The Magnificent WICKED

                                                                                              Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING.


                                                                                              Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

                                                                                              • John Smith
                                                                                                John Smith  3 days back

                                                                                                Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

                                                                                                • Kpop Ruined My lifeu
                                                                                                  Kpop Ruined My lifeu  3 days back

                                                                                                  I just realized holly shit you are tall!